["Halfway decent night" might be overstating it, but Hermes is happy to pretend that he's fine with all the blood that smears his mouth and he occasionally has to wipe away.]

Salt and cold water should take care of all the bloodstains nicely, I hear. [Not like gods do much of their own laundry, but Hermes is the sort of god that hears of in-home tricks like that.] Or maybe we'll just get used to a new fashionable red color for our clothes.