( Things that would not at all surprise him: Spencer Fucking Middleton's head turning all the way around 360 degrees like an owl, or a Chucky doll.
Oh, this bitch is running, alright. It's just a matter of wobbling up to his feet without running straight out of his fucking prosthetic first, and then vaulting over a bench like a baby gazelle on steroids. )
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Oh, this bitch is running, alright. It's just a matter of wobbling up to his feet without running straight out of his fucking prosthetic first, and then vaulting over a bench like a baby gazelle on steroids. )
Hi!
( He calls out over his shoulder. )
Sorry, gotta go! No time to catch up!
( fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck )